Tuesday, April 24, 2007

STOP ME BEFORE I WIPE AGAIN!

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting...I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required." — Musician/climatologist Sheryl Crow.

I'd like to see a law passed just to know how they'd plan to enforce it.

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