Thursday, February 17, 2005

Top 10 Euphemisms of the Left

1. Edgy: meaning- WAY past the conventionally accepted norms of taste, modesty, morality or conscience.

2. Mean Spirited: meaning- Anything that challenges liberal ideological beliefs especially concerning the use of facts or the liberal persons own words

3. Progressive: meaning-Somewhere between the socialist ideologies of Sweden and Belarus

4. Witch Hunt: meaning-Any attempt to use documented facts, statements, actions or prior voting records to define the true intentions and motivations of a Democrat (also see mean spirited)

5. Bi-Partisanship: meaning-Completely discarding ones conservative ideas, values, initiatives and programs in favor of liberal ones

6. Modest Income enhancement: meaning-Huge tax increase

7. Income Enhancement: meaning-Governmental seizure of majority of private sector

8. Tax Cut: meaning-Giving away the goverments money (rarely used since circa 1960)

9. Disenfranchisement: meaning-Typical amount of illegal and fraudulent voting by Democrats was curtailed through enforcement of existing voting laws

10. Racially Motivated: meaning-Any action taken by the majority concerning a minority that does not strictly follow the liberal party line

1 comment:

traderrob said...

Dr.the list is endless. Could easily become a weekly feature. The left is the party of euphemisms